finally got rid of that creepy Santa.
pronouns are whatever
Christmas is forever

 

homunculus-argument:

homunculus-argument:

Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it’s your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you’re in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it’s your responsibility to pretend that it’s helping to make them feel better.

Oh so this is probably a trauma thing too. Bitches have one terrible childhood and then make it their whole personality. I’m bitches.

were–ralph:

were-ralph:

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO MANIFEST SUPREME COURT HEART ATTACK

its so funny bc i dont remember the original reason i posted this but it’s come back around to being relevant

nayohme:

noseydan:

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

#god gives his best girls to his most boring soldiers

i think you shouldn’t be allowed out of your house

icarus-suraki:
“Two tigers,
Chillin’ in the hot tub!
Yes YES! Five feet apart
Cuz they’re not caged.
”

icarus-suraki:

Two tigers,

Chillin’ in the hot tub!

Yes YES! Five feet apart

Cuz they’re not caged.